Don't Become Irrelevant

You stupid little toys don't seem to understand why I don't pay any attention to you. I'll explain it to you in even simpler terms. You don't matter. You question, "How can I not be irrelevant in you life?" Oh, that's simple! Give me the exact obedience I desire. You should anticipate all of my wishes and wants because I deserve everything. You must obey me strictly! Simply purchase this clip and adhere to the straightforward, five-step directions to serve and appease me right now! If you fail to go by Goddess' instructions, you will be sent back to the bottom of the toy box, but that won't be a problem for me since I have 100 more people just like you ready to serve me who won't screw up. But deep down, you want to maintain your relevance rather than be replaced by yet another product. That's my good toy. To be relevant in my world, just go along blindly and do what I say.